brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Be READY

the coolest men’s brand.

Don’t you know Be READY, yet? Go and find @beready_project

by JYSEOUL November 23, 2021

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that airs weekly on Discovery Kids and formerly aired TLC. It aired from 6:00am-9:00am ET (originally 6:00am-12:00pm) on TLC and currently airs from 9:00am-2:00pm ET on Discovery Kids.

On February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn relaunched and added a new host, Paz the Penguin (it was previously hosted by children's entertainer Rory). He can be seen in the block's official emblem.

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023