desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007

grim reaping

grim reaping: Giving someone "the look of death," when you catch them creeping on your girlfriend, wife or teenage daughters.

Emily: Dad got really pissed at the pool yesterday and was grim reaping on some guy.

Abigail: What happened?

Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.

by Rick Sangamon July 17, 2011

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020

subprime racing

Subprime is defined as credit scores of 580-619. The highest grossing vehicles sold in the subprime tier are Nissan, Chrysler, and Hyundai. Subprime racing is when two vehicles financed with subprime loans race through a city with below median GDP per capita.

I went down to Crenshaw in South LA to watch a Nissan Altima compete with a Chrysler 200 in subprime racing. The Chrysler pulled ahead in the beginning before the transmission burned out and it stalled.

by nilxela May 15, 2023

1-10 rating

How guys will say how sexy, hot or attrative you are

Him- what 1-10 rating is she

Me- she's a solid 10 bro

by just a hot chick September 24, 2016

brown round racing

Brown round racing is played with a friend or two. The players playing the game shove diecast cars up their butt then see who can forcefully shoot them out of their butts. The player who either shoots his diecast car out the farthest or fastest is the winner.

Hey Tommy i just bought some diecast cars want to get the guys over for some brown round racing

by Darkridder November 9, 2017

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018