A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
by Modern Punk October 7, 2009
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by Macks Thorough Beezy January 21, 2005
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while a "punk ass bitch" is someone who likes to take it in the ass or is a sonofabitch, a "bitch ass punk" is a poser, a douchebag, or a guy who likes to stick other guys in the ass.
by Vincent May 26, 2004
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Get the poser punk mug.A prison punk is usually a small nonviolent male inmate that is bullied into becoming a bigger and stronger man's property. Once the prison punk is forced into submission by the cell bully, he will serve the bully on command. It is not uncommon for the prison punk to be the bully's slave in every possible way. The punk is often forced to clean his bully's toilet and the bully's entire cell. The prison punk will also be forced to pay the cell bully protection money and do all the bully's laundry if he doesn't want the bully to beat him up. The cell bully will often write his punk's girlfriend outside of prison telling her everything the bully his forcing the punk to do on a regular basis.
1. You better clean my cell punk.
2. I want this laundry done by noon today, prison punk.
3. Give me your girlfriend's name punk, I think I'll write to her and tell her everything I force my prison punk to do.
2. I want this laundry done by noon today, prison punk.
3. Give me your girlfriend's name punk, I think I'll write to her and tell her everything I force my prison punk to do.
by Markina Carrson November 14, 2007
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by anon 666 July 31, 2006
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