pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014

fire pud

Ginger whose carpet matches the drapes.

Tammy:His pubes were red like his head.
Stacy: So john is a fire pud?
Tammy: Yeah!

by Vopper7 April 26, 2014

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

bleach pudding

Jizzing in a girls ass.

I gave her a large dose of bleach pudding last night.

by RamRodRick June 22, 2015

Elmer pud

It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out

I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud

by Dsgrover October 22, 2015