Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015

promishits

Promises that are broken or if someone promises you something but they failed to do it.

Boy: I promise I will be better now. I promise.
Girl: F*ck off! I'm tired of your promishits!

by icyflame August 29, 2016

Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...

"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"

by McSparkles May 27, 2016

promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy January 21, 2017

Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.

Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.

by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017

Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.

Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”

by strangergames December 4, 2017

Promise

It means something that you can’t break. Ever.

stranger things S1 E2

Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.

El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.

*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*

by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017