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promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.
i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
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TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.
Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019
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Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
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Pinky promise

Something not meant to be broken or played with u must say pinky promise to mean it
by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022
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dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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