Hopeless Romantic

Christian Devotie

"It's ya boy, hopeless romantic."

by ActualLamb November 13, 2018

Arranged romantic relationship

An approach where an individual chooses a group of people, which may include the person’s family, friends, and close acquaintances, to choose someone for them to get into relationship with. Unlike arranged marriage, where usually an individual’s immediate family and or a professional matchmaker chooses an individual for the person to marry and they rush off a short time later to get married, once the group chooses an individual for them to get into a relationship with and reveals their choice to the individual, the individual and the person chosen to be their partner will enter a courtship phase for time period of between three to five years to make sure they are compatible. Unlike dating, where as more time passes people become more physically emotionally, and or sexually intimate, in an arranged romantic relationship there may be increases emotional intimacy, assuming the two people are compatible, but all of their interactions during the courtship phase are to be held in public settings, not just in the presence of their family and friends, but around people they don’t know, which limits the ability to have physical intimacy down to just hugging, dancing, and maybe brief kisses. Once the courtship phase is up, the couple will meet with the group the individual chose to decide whether they will get married or if things don’t work out, they can still be friends or go their separate ways.

Veronica: Who is that guy Anna is now seeing?
Jenna: His name is Chandler. I heard that Anna is having an arranged romantic relationship.
Veronica: I am not sure what you mean by arranged romantic relationship. Can you please explain what that is and how it?
Jenna: She asked some of her friends and family to choose a romantic partner for her and they chose him. Now she and him will be courting each other over the next three to five years to make sure they are compatible with each other. She can end it if she feels things just are not working out. After that, they will meet with the group of people she chose and decide whether or not to get married.
Veronica: That sounds similar to arranged marriage, except it does not rush the couple to get married and it gives women a lot more control over who they will marry.

by Vanguard 1998 May 22, 2021

hopeless romantic

jewel

kid: mom what’s a hopeless romantic?

mom: jewel

by dontask12345 May 31, 2021

triggered and romantic mario

Racist, stupid "Mexican", flirty, romantic (with Falak), and loves to smooch in class, asks people to suck his **** in class.

triggered and romantic mario LOVES TO TALK WITH GIRLS DURING MATH
triggered and romantic mario LOVES FALAK SO MUCH

by akhsdkjahsdk May 9, 2018

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

bromantic period

(n.) An extended period of time when one or more heterosexual males, void of female companionship, go on a road trip or other such life changing event in which all members create a special bond and pursue bromarriages or a bromance. Refer to the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. A very important period of all males' lives usually followed by a Renaissance period of plethora of facebook messaging, inside jokes, sharing of alcohol, pre-gaming, and arriving at parties together.

Aden: Hey Rich, why don't some of your buddies on our road trip to Mardi Gras?
Rich: Great idea! This bromantic period will rival Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

by Rich and Steph December 26, 2007

Romantic

A blanket, gender-neutral term for someone you are romantically involved with. A synonym for "significant other" because "significant other" is too long to say.

Person 1: "Hey, how's your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh, they came out as non-binary to me last night. It's funny, they thought it'd be a big deal but the hardest part so far has been trying to thing of something to call them that rolls off the tongue."
Person 1: "How about a Romantic?"
Person 2: "Like a sappy person?"
Person 1: "Sort of. That kind of thing is cute in a relationship, right? But like... if you said 'you're my romantic', that could work."
Person 2: "You might be right."

by anonymous October 4, 2020