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Professional Yapper

Someone who talks about a topic when only understanding the basics or even nothing about the topic in question. The word "Professional Yapper" can be used when someone is confidently wrong.
Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
by fartgrass1 November 2, 2025
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Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"
Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."
by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019
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Mannorism Professional

A Mannorism Professional is a person that displays proper communication skills, proper social and everyday etiquette skills, good moral dynamics, good corporate professionalism skills and the ability to display these characteristics on a daily basis in personal and business situations. Anyone can become a Mannorism Professional with the proper training.
Jasmine completed the training curriculums at Rachelle Logan Media and became a certified Mannorism Professional. She now carries herself with great confidence and conquers everything in her path.
by Mannorism Professional September 7, 2022
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Professional Holderbackers

noun

1.

A term used to describe persons who hold back in their own lives and then proceed to project their holderbacker behavior onto others to put them in a similar state of holderbackness.

2.

An activity that one engages in due to their own deep rooted insecurities and unwillingness to face reality on a consistent basis.

3.

Eager or willing to put other people down to make them selves feel better mostly through passive aggressivness.
"Look at those guys hold back, They're professionals"

"Those guys are professional holderbackers, don't worry about them"

"We are the best at what we do, we're never honest, especially to ourselves. We hold back! it's just what we do guys and we're ganna change the world!!!"

"Those guys are doing far too well me thinks, they're not holding back enough! This is not good for our health and well being... We must stop them! Holderbackers Assemble!!!"
by StopHoldingBack May 31, 2018
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Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
by AAAyes October 29, 2022
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Professional Peedubber

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers
by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010
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Professional

Some Crazy ass Nigga who doxxed me
Professional is his own Government
by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025
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