Private Online Retail Network

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"

"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"

by tangerineftw May 24, 2009

private soda

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth

“Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
“Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan

by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021

Private parts

(_(__| = Buttocks.

\¡/ = Vulva.

8=D = wiener.

(.)(.) = boobiez

Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.

by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024

private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

Private

used to reffer to a solider in war or something that no one is supposed to know

1. private! use this to destroy that tank!
2. this conversation will be private

by guythatlikesdarkestdungeonterm September 25, 2023

private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.

Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!

by Buttercactus December 13, 2017

Invite to a private cheat

Something the human begin known on hvh servers as Sanity is unable to receive

Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat

by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018