partially promiscuous

Somewhere in between promiscuous and whore. One leg in the whore door and one leg in the promiscuous door. Right in the middle. You're on the verge to the whore line but you just haven't crossed that line.

Brenda's not a full blown whore. She just enjoys an occasional random cock with a trip to pound town with someone other than her partner. By definition she is technically not a whore but, Brenda has potential. Brenda is partially promiscuous.

by Buttaflymuffin November 6, 2017

Homie Promise

A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.

Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear

OR

Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts

by bigpapapete July 14, 2018

Thotius Primius

Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.

Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

meta-primitivism

Traditionalist primitivism.

A paradigm in which the relationship between archeo-futurism, technological accelerationism, and anarcho-primitivism is schematized as meta-specific.

Meta-primitivism employs contra-referentialization specifically technogical accelerationism to move postmodern subjectivity toward mediumatic annihilation or anihilism.

Meta-primitivism is a meta-punk paradigm in which a new medium can only emerge from extant technogical collapse.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019

Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020