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Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
mugGet the Pretzel Smoothiemug.

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
mugGet the Pretzel brosmug.

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther
by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
mugGet the Not a pretzelmug.

Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.
Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023
mugGet the Pretzeledmug.

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
mugGet the pretzel penismug.

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now
by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

pretzel nubs

Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
mugGet the pretzel nubsmug.

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