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pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.
"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."
by winegirly October 14, 2005
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Six Pot

The opposite of a “six pack”; belly fat that is six times the size it should be; the fat rolls covering the abdomen that mask a person’s muscles.
Jan: Hey Jim, what are you doing?

Jim: Working on my six pot...pass the donuts please!
by Nino A September 2, 2009
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Potted Plant

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.
"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."
by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008
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k Pot

A slang term used to describe a Soldier's or Marine's Kevlar balistic helmet.
Hey man, I saw some ass clown using your K Pot as a basin.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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pot the pink

To have scored with a girl and had penatrative sex with her in the vagina, pink can be substituted for brown meaning anal penetration.
This term was spawned from the game of snooker where one might "pot" balls coloured either pink or brown. The balls would be sunk into pockets much like the endevours of a penis into a ripe fanny.
Man 1:"Did you pot the pink last night mate?"
Man 2:"Yeah fuckin hell i drilled her cum cave like i was mining for gold!"
by some tosser April 4, 2006
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pot candy

a candy that looks and smells like a jolly rancher but is laced with THC. one candy will get u as high as a bowl of pot will.
somebody made candy that is like fucking pot haha it gets u high!!!!!!
haha lmao
wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
by cheeba grl July 14, 2005
mugGet the pot candymug.

Tea Pot

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"
by TacehT November 23, 2004
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