'posta

contraction for the words "suppose to"

"Hey, Tony, you're not 'posta be smoking in the house!"

by Laura Messer May 7, 2008

poptart

racist

Poptart is such a racist

by ayevoidking.com January 21, 2021

poptart

a virgin

Jessica Simpson was a poptart til Nick fucked the shit outta her. Newly Weds

by butterball January 9, 2004

the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

by me December 31, 2004

poptart

One piece bikini-like tank-tops that girls wear that snap in the crotch.

She wore a poptart for easy access.

by boneheadIII March 31, 2008

poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006