Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

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poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 11, 2020

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To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

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A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp June 27, 2015

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A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp June 27, 2015

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To poot is to have a wet fart/shart

Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..

by some no life retard October 03, 2017

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why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 21, 2021

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