poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.

Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.

by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011

snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.

I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!

by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.

Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

Shake And Poke

A Sexual Activity Invoving A Female And A Male. The Male Sticks His Finger Up The Females Vagina While The Female Gives The Male A Handjob.

. . . That's Just Gross. I'm NOT Giving An Example, As I Would Have To TYPE That :S. Shake And Poke

by EmoFairy665 December 23, 2009

Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.

While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.

by Nightphilly August 25, 2016