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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
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snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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Chain Poke

Chain poking is the practice of sexing several sexual partners in succession, sometimes using the condom of a finished sexsesssionto continue the next. The term chain poker often also refers to a person who fornicates relatively constantly, though not necessarily chaining each sexual partner.
Jason chain poked his date with that busty girl from tilly's last night
by MasterPancake February 25, 2020
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Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.
While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.
by Nightphilly August 25, 2016
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poke piece

Guy 1: Man, I'm so horny.
Guy 2: You need a poke piece.
by Awesome College Dude May 18, 2011
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poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick
"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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