poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.

Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.

by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011

snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.

I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!

by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018

Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.

While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.

by Nightphilly August 25, 2016

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by ca1apha5 April 24, 2011