Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

by Anonymousjusgn October 20, 2010

My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"

by Slokko August 24, 2014

foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.

I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013

Movie Poisoning

The feeling you get after watching too many movies, or more like junk movies, and you need to avoid watching movies for a while. For treatment, you turn to good movies like "Shawshank Redemption" to help relieve the effects of junk movies.

Do not watch too many movies directed by Michael Bay or you'll end up getting Movie Poisoning.

by Rece Foc September 14, 2015

Poison

Physical poison typically causes great pain and illness or depending on case death.

Emotional poison comes from a toxic person who you spend lots of time around or may have an emotional attachment to

I think I there must of been poison in that taco, I've had a stomach ache.

Though I loved her, it was like trying to breath when she kept trying to drown me.

by imsoawesome1102 April 18, 2018