Forced Pleasure

when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.

Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.

Forced Pleasure

by Well, shit. March 2, 2018

please

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?

by Red Tag Man October 23, 2005

guilty pleasure

A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldn't and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.

Myself: *sighs* I like listening to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance". Considering that I usually condemn mainstream music and I usually listen nothing but The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and other kickass bands, this is indeed a PRIME example of a guilty pleasure. -_-U

by Zepgirl June 20, 2010

Dick Pleaser

A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.

Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.

by M-Geezy March 9, 2007

please

Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh

"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"

by -_- /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ January 23, 2017

pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

by ita112 August 6, 2011

pleasure

happiness

I get pleasure from having sex.

by kwang June 5, 2003