Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!
Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024
Get the Planet Fitness Guillotinemug. Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.
Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.
vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.
Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.
vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.
Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
Get the Net Planetmug. Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
Get the New to the planet?mug. Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY
by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025
Get the Planet 496mug. by Natural Life March 7, 2021
Get the Planet's virusmug. by ChucklyChucks December 15, 2009
Get the Planet Chillmug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.