angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013

urban penguin

The art of waddling through the hood with you pants around your ankles

I was urban penguin(ing) through Brooklyn and i got stabbed yesterday.

by Steveo1929 March 9, 2015

Bag a penguin

A one-night stand with a nun.

Watching the Nuggets game, Bob totally tried to bag a penguin.

by Cloaca Lover June 7, 2009

club penguin

Club Penguin is a gay virtual world where people make penguins and go on dates with people they don't know.
It's also full of faggots that ask to be your friend as soon as you come in the room! :D

faggots club penguin

by WildCanLose June 5, 2010

penguin

1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.

2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.

1. OMG! Look a penguin!

2. OMG! Look a penguin! *gets jumped*

by SingingMime May 27, 2006

Pangus

Legend, King, Master of all.

If you complete a Hard task or test, Upon completion you would celebrate with a "Pangus"

"How did that test go ?"

"Easy, I was a Total Pangus"

Or

"That exam was Impossible, I'd have to be a Pangus to have Passed it!"

by Paul is ace August 30, 2007

Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003