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pineapple face mask 

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

Pineapple Pizza 

A pizza with pineapple slices on top, which some people might like, while others don't.
Either way, I respect your opinion
Me: I have a random question, do you like pineapple pizza? Because I do...
Him: Nah....it's not really my favourite. I'm not really that kind of guy who likes to put fruit in pizza.

Pineapple Taco 

A delicious tale of accidental allergic reactions, that generally occur on a Sunday
Let me tell you about my Pineapple Taco
Pineapple Taco by Kitty_lover April 22, 2011

pineapple motherfucker

Someone who beats sexual partner with a pineapple during sexual intercourse through back door and/or front door.
My ass is so sore from my pineapple motherfucker.

pineapple god

something that weird little kids made.
“hey i believe in pineapple god worship pineapple

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.
Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!