When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”
by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Peytonmug. a usually tall, slim guy with a long cock thats loyal and usually drippy as hell with hella chicken.
Peyton is that guy
by Mr.donteventhink November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton is a boy who is incredibly athletic, strong, smart. But sometimes acts like a dumbass. And is super funny. Could still a friend's girl in an instant. And has a massive schlong
Peyton's a monster!
by Peyton Eckel November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton Hicks is a man from Indiana who has a heart of gold. He is a gamer golden retriever puppy boy with extreme bi-wife energy. Peyton Hicks becomes the dad of the group in any circle of friends. He is the biggest nerd getting drawn to things such as Star Wars and Kiss.
by BananaPepperz July 18, 2022
Get the Peyton Hicksmug. Peyton's are super hot, smart, and athletic, even though they don't think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy/withdrawn when you first meet them, but as you get to know them, you'll realize that they are incredibly funny and adorable. Some may think Peyton's are annoying, rude, awkward or intimidating, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and have an attitude sometimes -,-. Don't get a Peyton angry, because they can have snappy comebacks that may startle you. Peyton's are also incredibly attractive; they are big strong. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. If you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to them as possible before they are gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when it comes to video games-..
by shortystack March 22, 2022
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton is the best person ever! He is a very heart warming person and has a great personality. His main hobby is singing and he's really good at it. He is a little weird but we still love him. He is super cute and fun to hang out with. If you ever find yourself a Peyton then keep him! Or just go out with him ! 😅❤️
by 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 September 8, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.
by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022
Get the Peyton Manningmug.