pet the pony

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
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petting party

A party where hot lesbian babes get together to have touch each others in special places
He Cindy, do you wanna go to the petting party tonight?

Is that where we touch each others cooters all night long?
by Candy Snax February 9, 2006
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Cushion Pet

Cushion Pets are a cheap nock-off of pillow pets. cushion pets are sold 20 dollars more even though they are not brand name. You can tell it is a cushion pet when there are minor flaws like the nose is different.
That pillow pet is so cool!, No it's a Cushion Pet.
by d0ntt0uchmyhaiir November 10, 2010
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Pillow Pets

Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.
Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
by 95x July 12, 2010
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heavy petting

I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.
by acidosis April 21, 2005
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Pet The Bunny

A way to pronounce peptidoglycan. I first used this term when unable to pronounce peptidoglycan during a powerpoint presentation.
As you can see, Pet The Bunny can be found only in plant cells only.
by Jake Klopp May 17, 2006
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Pet Cat

A word used to describe your homosexual partner. Often used by residents of Florida.
My pet cat is waiting for me to come over after we leave the club.
by pint pint June 14, 2018
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