Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition

Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.

Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off

by Ava_ August 8, 2021

pedophile

My science teacher who is also married

Mr Mullan is such a pedophile he keeps looking at your ass

by I will eat you 1234 March 24, 2020

Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.

person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.

by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9

He is a Pedophile

by 459395 February 21, 2022

Pedophile

You.

Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children

by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022