Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.

"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".

by nicholas matthews April 28, 2010

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

meat packer

a male who rides their friend's dick not stop to gain his acceptance. A kiss ass friend.

Guy 1: Last night ol boy was riding all on wadshisnames dick.
Guy 2: I know I saw him he such a meat packer!

by Mistah.Izzo February 23, 2009

ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.

Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.

by Druskeet December 2, 2007

plake

The new word for fap on GameFAQs' Random Insanity board after "fap" became auto-flagged.

omg that pics soooo hot man. *plakes*

by Yams April 1, 2007

fudge packed dooky shoot

a rectum filled with feces

My boss is always mean to me...what a fudge packed dooky shoot!

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010