Poohchat

The act of chatting while poohing (defecating).

He had been poohchatting in the rest room when I arrived.

by Evandus February 16, 2017

Poohead

Jessica

Jessica is s poohead

by Pepsifan546 February 23, 2019

Poohgasm

Unexpected urethra shrinking when anti-china idiot see/talk about Pooh/ Xi Jinping.

Kevin Carrico: Holy shit how could Pooh existed in China. I thought they banned them already.
B: Pls don't have poohgasm everywhere.

by poohgasm December 8, 2019

Poohead

A really really bad word no one should ever say

Person 1: Poohead!
Everyone Else: :O :O :O

WW3 Starts

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

poohnami

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.

"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"

by Tui56 July 24, 2023

Winnie the poohed

To be on the couch naked or wearing just Tshirt eating honey.

Man I came home late last night and Jerold was on the couch all winnie the poohed. it was fuckin weird.

by Lindrei Deyde August 1, 2016

Whinnie The Poohing

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.

“Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

by notwhinniethepooh January 26, 2020