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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
mugGet the poke warmug.

snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!
by Gus Schultz March 2, 2008
mugGet the snow pokemug.

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
by coradia January 20, 2013
mugGet the Poking the payrollmug.

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
mugGet the Poke the coconutmug.

poke piece

Guy 1: Man, I'm so horny.
Guy 2: You need a poke piece.
by Awesome College Dude May 18, 2011
mugGet the poke piecemug.

Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.
While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.
by Nightphilly August 25, 2016
mugGet the Love Pokemug.

squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.
While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.
by Justakid May 14, 2018
mugGet the squaw pokemug.

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