Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.

Croci Poison is all about croci'n 'n' rolli'n.

by polf_lover123 January 31, 2020

Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."

My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.

by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

AI poisoning

The act of modifying a photo, text or other file so AI struggles to use it, by adding garbage data to it.

1: "I should poison my image so AI can't scrape it."
2: "So that's why it's called AI poisoning"

by Tijabe February 11, 2025

Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.

All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019