Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

plum face

Acting like a ass

Stop being a plum face.

by x DyNo BoNR x July 14, 2014

Plumlee

Plumlee is when poop makes the toilet water splash your bum

I hate it when I drop a turd and I get plumleed

by Knadevol July 21, 2016

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016

Plumerize

Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.

Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.

by Amishmafia May 31, 2018

plumbjoinerist

Either a DIY Ethuiast who thinks there good at plumbing and joinery and isn't or a joiner who thinks he's good at plumbing or a plumber who thinks he's good at joinery and isn't!

Look at state of plumboinerist fucking bodging . That Plumbjoinerist has put a fall on that picture rail so it drains!

by Mrtwatface February 21, 2018

Plumber's Joint

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.

"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018