please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

homie please

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.

Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

Alpha Pledge

The number one pledge in a pledge class

Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge

by Fratter1911 March 30, 2015

guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.

She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.

by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022