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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
mugGet the the most famous lion on planet earthmug.

peppermint planet

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.
by Commodore February 13, 2023
mugGet the peppermint planetmug.

Planet Popstar

Planet Popstar is a distant planet shaped like a yellow five-pointed star, typically crossed by two white planetary rings, that is home to a majority of the main characters in the Kirby series. According to the Kirby's Adventure instruction manual, the planet is so far away from Earth that it would invisible to Earth's population. Said to be located in Gamble Galaxy in Kirby: Squeak Squad, Popstar is considered by some to be a "backwater planet" in the lore of the Kirby series. This is most notably referenced in the reactions of invaders to Kirby's presence on Popstar (such as that of Susie in Kirby: Planet Robobot), as they often question why such a powerful being lives on this remote planet.
Magolor: Planet Popstar is so amazing.
by Kit the Little cat January 9, 2022
mugGet the Planet Popstarmug.

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
mugGet the New to the planet?mug.

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
mugGet the Planet smoothiemug.

planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where there’s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
…🛸🌏
In 3248 I’m go to planet lexwxrld 🛸🌏
by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022
mugGet the planet lexwxrldmug.

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