pizza hopping

to traverse from pizzeria to pizzeria and progressivly become more full and possibly obese

"Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."

by U.P.S. October 7, 2007

pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

by Kraddel March 16, 2009

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

pizza favoritism

The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.

A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.

(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend

was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it

and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.

by Angry old white man January 15, 2014

happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni

Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.

by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014

Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.

"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"

by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015