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pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.
"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.
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Pedophile

The definition of R. Kelly and why he likes children😂😂😂
How to survive a 24 hour day with R. Kelly which he is a pedophile and you have to be the age 4-16
by nyny by January 27, 2019
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SYRUP PEDOPHILE

the most successful PEDOPHILE created by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK.

In POLYANNA HALEY MILLS put syrup in her friends hair as she slept.

HAWKS GAY SPA , let's a 15 year young boy in.

the label MY TOP PEDOPHILE
to prove ALAN I WALDMAN in the PONNI SAN MATEO MENTAL HOSPITAL forced , gave a RIMJOB to a guy on the WHEELCHAIR who was hungry for syruponeverything as under my pillow in my bedroom I found SYRUP stickiness where the SYRUP PEDOPHILE was trained by the SYRUPMONKEY on the 43rd FLOOR of MANDALAY BAY countless times been molested by a PEDOPHILE as a child and my sticky love engine convinced him to COME TO MY BED as we were roommates as he became mine and RIMMED THE SHIT out of his ASSH0LE as STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK PADDICK issued the POSTUMOUS HUNGRY GHOST as I had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED ORDERS. as SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE ANAL ALAN as Industry ALAWANA did his SUCK DICK molestation TRAUMA duty.

you kidding me ALAN I WALDMAN as you were FIVE YEARS YOUNG and that evolved you into a SYRUP PEDOPHOLE .

here comes ALAN I WALDMAN so this FIFTEEN YEAR YOUNG boy is laying down in this a little darker quiet area in HAWKS GAY SPA on his stomach and this SYRUP PEDOPHILE comes along and starts RIMMING HIS ASSH0LE and he says STOP!!!! but STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK HUNGRY GHOST who is a big SPORTS FAN says enjoy your PEDOPHILIA SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE as LAWRRENCE EDWARD (PAGE) would not have it any other I had (MA)CA(R)ONIAND CHEESE today as G00GLE MEAL three hours old but WARMRD UP as COMMUNIST PROMISCUOUS PROSTITITE DOG ALAN I WALDMAN runs into 7-ELEVEN and warms up his PULLED PORK CHICKEN MEAL as nice G00GLER who gave the meal to me with PAGE.PEDO compliments.

MY TOP PEDOPHILE = SYRUP PEDOPHILE
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 29, 2022
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Reverse Pedophile

An underaged (<16) person who has an sexual attraction towards adults (>18).

What makes this term different from a teleiophile is that, a reverse pedophile is open about their preferences/desires for older people. Almost always, this term is used online. It's heavily integrated with ageplayers.
(Online Roleplay/Chatsite)

MILFhunter382
"I wish I could shove my kiddie dick between that hottie's massive boobs."

conspicuousbean_9
"Woah, dude. She's 34 years old (RP-wise), chill out you lil gremlin."

MILFhunter382
"Age is a number bro"

conspicuousbean_9
"Didn't you say you like ageplaying? That's kinda disgusting, you absolute reverse pedophile."
by ShotaAgeplayer06 February 26, 2024
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pedophile

Someone who is physically or sexually attracted to younger people. Specifically teenagers or kids.
“Yo, that old man is attracted to that little girl. He is a pedophile”
by UgliassRat April 26, 2020
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PEDOPHILE ADD

An interesting PEDOPHILE who is not afraid to admit their SHAME and ARROGANCE.
I 5 ASE RIGHT AWAY this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE is anti-drug , pro business , against any government regulation of corporations, pro monopoly , and very SEXY as he sure is my PEDOPHILE ADD for my bondage basement prison.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 7, 2021
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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