i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023

teh own

Something that is good.


See: teh sux

Your site is teh own.

by Phibs May 9, 2003

Mind Your Own Business

Mind Your Own Business
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.

"Mind Your Own Business."

by th3v1rg1ng1rl September 2, 2021

Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

by strateShot March 6, 2009

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005