Mong

(Brit, informal, offensive, somewhat dated) A person who has intellectual disability (low IQ) (comparing with the US term retard), especially one associated with Down’s syndrome. Probably shortened from the obsolete term ‘mongol’ ‘Down’s syndrome’

For example: some taboo insults like ‘you fucking mong!!!! What are you doing?’

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023