Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

mong

A stupid person.
Also a Chinese syllable

My 5 year old little sister is a mong!

by thecharacterwannie July 30, 2022

Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.

Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.

by A.rascal September 7, 2022

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass

"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"

by niggafive August 30, 2025