Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 26, 2023
Get the Toxic Relationshipmug. by squeeze_box April 28, 2011
Get the un-relationshipmug. A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..
"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!
by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011
Get the Google Relationshipmug. Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012
Get the koala relationshipmug. Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 6, 2014
Get the dead relationshipmug. by jkoppel September 7, 2022
Get the plutonic relationshipmug. A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
Get the relationship taxmug.