Oliver is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, with a gorgeous British accent and a body to match he is sexy as sin. He is shy and kind but vibrant and hilarious all in the same way. His dry sense of humour knows no bounds and can be both side achingly funny or cringy enough to crack a smile either way he will always brighten your day. Oliver is a true diamond in the rough and eyes that reflect such beauty. Its hard not to love Oliver as a friend or more but trust that he is always devoted to only one girl, and if your lucky enough to be that girl then dont ever let him go. He is sweet, unbelievably romantic and sometimes so on point with your needs youd think he's psychic and best of all he has the patients of a saint, which makes some believe that someday he's going to really blow his fuse. But overall he is just the cutest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet and thats why I'm glad to say that he's mine.
by Live Oliver February 17, 2019
Get the Oliver Hmug. 
by Telemakhos May 8, 2004
Get the Olive Gardenmug. The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.
His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.
by ActualRat17 September 22, 2016
Get the Oliver Woodmug. An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.
"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013
Get the Jamie Oliveringmug. A small creature native to Philadelphia that has been relocated to the Midwest. He is best known for his lack of fingers, which been his claim to fame. This disability has lead a significant number of downfalls in his life. (Other amputation include speculation that he is indeed, a eunuch. Recent evidence seams to indicate it's accuracy)
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
Girl 1: I saw Justin Oliver today.
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
by truthaboutjustin January 14, 2014
Get the Justin Olivermug. by micheleeeeeeee February 20, 2009
Get the olive oilmug.