fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

Mong off

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person

Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off

by Mong off January 2, 2022

Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

by bácón March 22, 2022

Walk off your Mad

Removing yourself immediately from a negative situation to de-esculate matters.

You need to 'Walk off your Mad' before this goes any futher. There is an Oak tree farther down this road. Go down there and scream your heart out then come back this way when you're calmer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2022

And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

pay off wizard

Someone who calls on the river when he is beat. Usually referred to as donks or bad poker players.

"You called me with middle pair? Wow you're a pay off wizard."

by stu kendall November 4, 2008