After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.
Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
by Nnotbad March 29, 2022
Get the Dirty roofmug. Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
Get the sloped roofmug. by I_DankStep January 9, 2022
Get the Chicago Sun Roofmug. “See that beautiful ginger over there?”
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
Get the If the roof is rusted, the basement is floodedmug. Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
Get the sloped roofmug. by dragiyn February 15, 2023
Get the Mountain Roofmug. by Im on the roof of nuke town September 14, 2022
Get the Im on the roof of nuke townmug.