Tactical Nuke 

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

Tactical Nuke by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Drop a Nuke 

When someone drops a Nuke they fart loudly, and it is insanely smelly. Sometimes the person who dropped a nuke sharts as well.

"I am going to drop a nuke, so watch out "

Drop a Nuke by Bman111 November 30, 2016

lol nuke

When someone tells a joke so funny, everyone in the general area laughs uncontrollably.

so I was wathing TV the other day, when all of the sudden, OH S*** IT'S PEDOBEAR!!! Rap'd-(lol nuke)

lol nuke by cleverusernamez February 25, 2010

Mini-Nuke 

A popular drink consisting of two shots of brandy and one 5 Hour Energy Energy Extra Strength energy drink. Usually consumed both bottles in the mouth at the same time and drinking until the 5 Hour Energy Drink has emptied. A great pre-sex drink.

"Wow did you see Jack hammer that mini-nuke? Man he must be getting ready fuck!"

Mini-Nuke by Rhoads4Life November 20, 2009

duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad

the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke

duke nuke by bhb August 16, 2003

pro-nuke 

An evil person who thinks that it's fine for the government to have weapons that could destroy the whole planet.

That freaky kid over there is pro-nuke

pro-nuke by asortawriter May 12, 2010

C-nuke 

A less offensive way of saying cunt. For when you need to take things a level up from the F-bomb, but there are Christians within earshot.

"Did you hear that shit? She totally dropped the c-nuke up in here! God I love that in a woman."

C-nuke by bken May 12, 2008