Kirking

Sanitizing the legacy of a troublesome history or personality for the sake of promoting propaganda and disenfranchising other groups via political and social means.

Providing a revisionist take on a historical (major or minor) figure who has committed harm to other through their life.

The other day during my history course a classmate was "kirking" about how King Leopold helped establish a free state in the Congo and greatly benefitted the Congolese people for the next 100 years.

by sifu makoto shishi September 20, 2025

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

throwing kirk

Giving head/giving a blowjob

"Ayo who's throwing kirk at the function!?"

by moshpitt September 20, 2025

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 13, 2025

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025