To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
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Get the Norwegian tunnel mug.Being silently judgy or subtly annoyed without ever directly expressing it. Involves intense eye contact, weird silence, and maybe a quiet sigh.
“She didn’t say I was late, but she looked at the clock three times while sipping her tea. That’s Norwegian behavior if I’ve ever seen it.”
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Get the Norwegian Hello mug.This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
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Get the The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer mug.The Norwegian Dip is the sexual act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts into a nearby crevice.
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