A furry. He might not seem like it, but he just hides it well. Likely married a dog in secret in 7th grade. The dog was 3.
by F9268 January 16, 2024
Get the Nolanmug. Pimp. A man who is a strong lover. He will care about you than any other guy.
Also a bomb ass lacrosse player.
Also a bomb ass lacrosse player.
by nolanlover69 December 4, 2019
Get the Nolan Stierlemug. Has a huge dong and will tear your pussy to shreds. Is always down for but sex and really likes to tango.
by Yes I am the father December 29, 2021
Get the Nolan Wilkinsonmug. The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
by Gaynal July 16, 2017
Get the Nolanmug. by TheoCat March 2, 2022
Get the Nolan+Peter+Griffinmug. Nolan Vandaeles are often trying to pick up women that are way out of his league. Nolan Vandaeles are very tall and cute (6’1 to be exact). Nolan Vandaeles are great creatures.
by Jaquan Blingus February 10, 2025
Get the Nolan Vandaelemug. 