by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019

Nolan is gay dude who is closeted but everyone knows he gay. He also love goth girls and isn’t afraid to show it, but in reality he’s gay
by anonymous November 21, 2021

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.
by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.
by Bbbbot November 23, 2021

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues
A Nolan has a big dick
by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019

Nolan, Nolan is a fucking retard
by cheeseballsmoker420 May 24, 2021
