mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.

jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 13, 2022

future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.

1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.

by buddy retard February 3, 2023

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Future champions

A group of three that sweat confidence and will get past any difficulty

“Look at those guys over there I bet they suck”
“You a skanky hoe they’re future champions mayne”

by Future champ September 27, 2017