Ninja Props

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people

Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props

by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

ninja fart

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006

loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.

Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!

by Tvet July 5, 2007

Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.

Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.

by Pat Ness May 27, 2018

prison ninjas

Slang nickname for prison employees who work in the ISU (Investigative Services Unit) of the prison.

We‘ve got top notch spies here, you don’t work shoulder to shoulder with the prison ninjas, but they are here and they do a damn good job.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

ninja quickness

used to refer to someone doing something quickly like a ninja.

Do it with the ninja quickness... we're in a hurry.

by YourMom July 6, 2004

panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

by mr pinky June 26, 2007