ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.

Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"

by D-Pump June 14, 2008

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021

ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

by jonny!s! December 24, 2007

Dropped the ball on my ass

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

by glennasaurus October 8, 2010

eight ball in my corner pocket

having 3.5 grams of meth or coke in your asshole so the cops search you and do not find it

i got an eight ball in my corner pocket(get bucked)young buck

by young fin December 1, 2007

Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."

"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."

by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021