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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018
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phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
by RedDan69 February 21, 2011
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shaking my ass

slang for “laughing hard in my bed” used mostly in the comment section of instagram lives past midnight
“you deadass got me shaking my ass right now.”
by los G February 7, 2021
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Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017
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Put the money in my ass

This is the line that’s used for every gta heist on hard mode
by Cunt breathing space lizaed November 15, 2019
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Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
by ab5sr May 12, 2016
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Kiss my ass!

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022
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