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Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)
"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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Mazzy

"So I just went home and had a mazzy"
by Hardyminardi January 2, 2010
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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
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muzzlefuff

Hey Eilish you're looking Muzzlefuff today
by Elilisarah July 4, 2006
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muzz

“you can’t even muzz, this calls for a muzz” then he dances to music
by thedeadlytruth101 September 28, 2018
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Muzza

In Egyptian, a very fine chick that you would love to fuck
by Omar Fahmy May 14, 2003
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muzzle, to

To firmly place a pillow over the face of the girl your fucking in order to muffle her voice.
She was screaming so loud that I had to muzzle her.
by Canadian November 8, 2003
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