Marta Svensson

A retarded bitch from Poland.

Oh my god don't be such a Marta Svensson!

by ItsArox May 28, 2015

Mortard

A spectacular combination of "moron" and "retard". Used only to describe the lowest of human filth. If you're called a mortard, you are basically worthless in the eyes of humanity. Originally created by the legendary J-dog F.

Joe: If I put a banana in water, will it explode?
Mike: Jesus you are a fucking Mortard.
Joe: Oh.

by SpectreLegion May 10, 2016

mertan

a self obsessed dickhead who's weekends are spent alone with his parents and his book of shitty insults

Don't ever be mates with Mertan

by TwatsRussssss April 19, 2017

Marta

A SEXY ASF MOTHERFUCKER WHO ACTS GAY BUT ISN'T. AND DESERVES EVERYTHING

Bro:"yo do you know that sexy asf girl"
Me:"THAT'S MARTA"

by ꈤꀤꁅꁅꍏ March 2, 2020

marta

a hot, cute croatian girl, who loves ice skatin for 1 special reason-(Tim)

marta-"men, i wish we could go ice skatin 2day, so i can c T**

by karla February 19, 2005

Mortal Mask

A mask brushed with toxic chemicals on the inside that is offered to unsuspected or innocent strangers, who would lose consciousness once they wear it at the request of their evil donors, who would then rob their victims.

At secluded traffic junctions, it’s not uncommon for criminals in police uniforms to stop a car whose driver and fellow passenger are both unmasked, who would be handed a pair of mortal masks to wear before they’re allowed to drive off.

by MathPlus April 13, 2021

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008